I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I think people are normalizing furries
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize