apparently the secret to your success is patron
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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