i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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