She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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