do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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