Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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