I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
she looked like the before picture.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
