Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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