8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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