His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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