I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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