you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You can't just leave with hair like that
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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