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(646): View more from New York

Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?

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(586): View more from Michigan

Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet

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(904): View more from Florida

We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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(301): View more from Maryland

All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.

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(323): View more from California

Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away

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(418): View more from Quebec

Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.

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