So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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