her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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