I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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