just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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