Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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