I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Houston, we have a squirter
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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