Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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