My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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