Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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