So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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