So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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