who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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