do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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