I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
