When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for āteacher / parent conferences.ā A couple more āconferencesā and Iāll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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