I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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