Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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