She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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