Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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