I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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