I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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