And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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