? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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