I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I could fuck to npr.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize