Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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