I'm laying in your front yard are you home
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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