Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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