But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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