She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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