He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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