I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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