I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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