Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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