3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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