Do you still have your period?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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