I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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