so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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