Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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