the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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