Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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